I went out dancing tonight and had no moves.
  1. Cher's 'parting the Red Sea'
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    I like to make an entrance. 😉 Not much body movement, mostly shoulders and neck. Smiles for everyone 👄
  2. The Electric Slide
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    Left foot forward, bend knee. Lean in lean back. Pivot, repeat. Solo with more clothes on.
  3. Prince 'Kiss' moves & shakes
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    Hip swivels and what I call the 'oh my aching back' steps were easy to copy. I was obliged to keep my blouse on-you know patriarchy and all.
  4. Some Hula
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    Lots of hip action and talking with my hands. Heyyyyyy. Add shoes and more clothes.
  5. Twerking for 37 seconds
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    On a dare by another dancer! Again, I had more clothes on nor am I remotely Bey, Bae.
  6. Bruno Mars moves
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    Some stomping, strutting and punching the air. Careful on crowded dance floors, I'm not looking to rumble.
  7. Random jumping around
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    People think you're having a stoke.
  8. Call me Tina Sparkle
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    Some salsa and fancy footwork. With more clothes.
  9. Single ladies neck action
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    I'm looking at you Andy Samberg.
  10. The one I didn't do?
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    The Carlton. It's not 1980 or Dancing with the Stars 😏
  11. I think I look like this...
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    A graceful swan. With clothes.
  12. But I probably look like this.
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    And I'm fine with that.