FIRST DATE, I MEAN, PRE LI.ST MEET-UP FEELINGS 😱
When you're pretty sure you're gonna be the ooooooldest li.ster there.
- •Just walk in all nonchalant. We cool.Yo bitches. And bros.
- •Actually, not my first rodeo.
- •Hair color and Spanx. That should fool everyone.😬
- •I'll try to be on time if I can crank up my pimped out ride.If it's good enough for Stan Lee...
- •Hell to the yeah.
- •😂😂😂😭😭Hahahahaha. Not even. Thanks Ramone's for rubbing it in today. 😡
- •Somewhere between this
- •and this.
- •I might be mildly entertainingafter a few Gin Rickey's or Side Cars.
- •I'll raise the roofand boogie down.
- •After it's over, if one of you young whippersnappers would help me out to my UberI should 'hit the hay' around midnight before my fabulous shoes turn into sensible Naturalizer's. 👵🏼💗
- •It's a li.st meet-up miracle 😳