FIRST DATE, I MEAN, PRE LI.ST MEET-UP FEELINGS 😱

When you're pretty sure you're gonna be the ooooooldest li.ster there.
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    Just walk in all nonchalant. We cool.
    Yo bitches. And bros.
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    Actually, not my first rodeo.
    This will be my third li.st meet-up. Austin, 2016 and Anaheim, 2017-not counting a brief encounter with @michellejennifer πŸ€–and a day with @supercommonname πŸ’–
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    Hair color and Spanx. That should fool everyone.
    😬
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    I'll try to be on time if I can crank up my pimped out ride.
    If it's good enough for Stan Lee...
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    Hell to the yeah.
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
    Hahahahaha. Not even. Thanks Ramone's for rubbing it in today. 😑
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    Somewhere between this
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    and this.
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    I might be mildly entertaining
    after a few Gin Rickey's or Side Cars.
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    I'll raise the roof
    and boogie down.
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    After it's over, if one of you young whippersnappers would help me out to my Uber
    I should 'hit the hay' around midnight before my fabulous shoes turn into sensible Naturalizer's. πŸ‘΅πŸΌπŸ’—
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    It's a li.st meet-up miracle 😳
    Fountain of youth! Thanks @cvlop61 @michellejennifer @supercommonname @victralala @MichaelRose & @plaidflannel I feel 10 years younger. πŸ’ž