FULL ON WOMAN/still like a girl
Inspired by @gagneet
- •Buys fancy Lancôme foundation/still loves Maybelline Great Lash mascara
- •Closet full of gorgeous shoes/prefers to go barefootBut not barefoot & pregnant no no no
- •Has a 401k/withdraws from it for Disneyland tripsThis is true. I went 5 times last year. Don't judge.
- •Secure enough to speak my mind/still afraid I'm gonna get in troubleNot often but it happens.
- •Reads everything by Michael Chabon/likes coloring books & crayonsBut I will not be reading Infinite Jest anytime soon 😶
- •Responsibly rescues cats from the shelter/makes a tent for them with a blanketAnd I get under it with them.
- •Makes bed everyday/shoves PJ's under pillow
- •Chateaubriand Bearnaise & Chateau Potatoes/Lipton Chicken Noodle soup
- •Makes love just like a woman/breaks just like a little girlThere, there now. Look, fireworks!