I Like my Financial Planners Like I Like my Coffee 💰
You can keep your man/child. I want someone to give me the boost I need daily, monthly and ultimately forever. Trust funds don't spend themselves.
- •Fresh and full bodiedNo more stale Wall Street ideas. Investment reps are all in their 20's right now. Fresh brewed ideas for a new day. (Are you coming on to me?)
- •With rich whole milkGive me the no load mutual fund baby. No watered down 2% for me. Full 4% is always tastier with a better return.
- •A individualized blend for maximizing richness.Like coffee, a blended investment portfolio performs better. Softens the bitter notes and bolsters occasional instability.
- •A smooth finish.Like that last sip of your cuppa Joe, your financial planner can help make it good to the last drop.
- •Mo money, mo coffee.Booyah!