Reactions You Get When
Eye rolls, hand gestures and 'oh no you didn't' all appropriate.
- •Your luggage is too heavy and you need just a 'sec' to rearrange things.I did finally get a luggage scale.
- •You're late meeting someone for lunch and they've already sat down.Start ordering immediately.
- •'I need a price check on 3. Ex-Lax Maximum Strength, 48 pack'.😐 it's not for me...
- •The potluck dish isn't posh enough.
- •Openly reading a trash book.
- •You're in your robe when the UPS driver knocks.
- •The guy who turns his phone on the second you land and blabs for 10 minutes before the doors even open.We get it, you're super cool and we're all losers.
- •You tell your husband you have a headache.
- •The neighbor says it wasn't their dog but you have pictures.Gotcha this time you little fkr-the neighbor, not the dog.
- •Last minute lane change cause you almost missed your exit.
- •You picked up two tubs of ice cream but better judgment tells you to put one back.Never mind. I'll just eat it here.
- •The person in front of you has 22 items in the '15 items or less' line.K. Justifiable homicide 😏