Eye rolls, hand gestures and 'oh no you didn't' all appropriate.
  1. Your luggage is too heavy and you need just a 'sec' to rearrange things.
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    I did finally get a luggage scale.
  2. You're late meeting someone for lunch and they've already sat down.
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    Start ordering immediately.
  3. 'I need a price check on 3. Ex-Lax Maximum Strength, 48 pack'.
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    😐 it's not for me...
  4. The potluck dish isn't posh enough.
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  5. Openly reading a trash book.
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  6. You're in your robe when the UPS driver knocks.
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  7. The guy who turns his phone on the second you land and blabs for 10 minutes before the doors even open.
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    We get it, you're super cool and we're all losers.
  8. You tell your husband you have a headache.
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  9. The neighbor says it wasn't their dog but you have pictures.
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    Gotcha this time you little fkr-the neighbor, not the dog.
  10. Last minute lane change cause you almost missed your exit.
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  11. You picked up two tubs of ice cream but better judgment tells you to put one back.
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    Never mind. I'll just eat it here.
  12. The person in front of you has 22 items in the '15 items or less' line.
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    K. Justifiable homicide 😏