A few safety reminders before your celebrations commence. And some patriotic thoughts to mix with your potato salad.
  1. Take time to honor your country.
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  2. Keep pets indoors and away from ignited unit.
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  3. Save the Cherry Bombs for the rest stop outhouse.
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  4. Don't aim Roman Candles, sparklers or Piccolo Pete's at anyone.
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    Not even Captain America.
  5. Don't use a handheld lighter to set off your fireworks.
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    Too dangerous. 'Sister Christian' is not on the playlist for tonight either.
  6. Proclaim your patriotism
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  7. Show your pride and patriotism by waving Old Glory.
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  8. Keep all flammable items away from head and hair.
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  9. Purchase fireworks only from authorized sellers.
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  10. Watch the Bar-B-Q diligently if you have small children in the vicinity.
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    Burned babyback ribs are not acceptable on or off the grill.
  11. Make sure you have plenty of food on hand for the picnic.
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    Save a dog for the dog.
  12. Don't overdo it.
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  13. Keep a safe distance from the staging area.
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  14. Have a block party with your combined fireworks purchases.
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    #harderbetterfasterstronger
  15. Being Born in the USA is not a requirement for inclusion on the 4th.
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    Right. We're trying,
  16. No, it's Fourth of July, Michael ✨
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    Come as you are
  17. We love America and will fight anyone who doesn't.
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    Frequently.
  18. Have fun but take time to reflect on the sacrifices our founding fathers made to create this great nation.
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    Insert obligatory Hamilton reference here. Algorithm For Trending Lists
  19. Only grown-ups should light fireworks.
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    Cause they're always the most sane & levelheaded.
  20. Don't drink alcoholic beverages when using fireworks.
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    In case the flag you're wearing gets in the way
  21. Never set off fireworks inside your house.
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  22. Keep your pets safe.
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  23. Find a Fourth of July event that supports causes you believe in.
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  24. Stand well back after firework has been lit.
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  25. Exactly.
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