What you 👀 at the thrift store when decide to look around. (It might be too early for this li.st)
  1. I'm here to get some items for my Halloween costume.
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    Spotted this as I walked past the old record albums. The mask reminds me-what I'm looking for isn't here.
  2. Classy sexy.
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    If you know the name of the model here, I'll send you $10. Another potential 'I'm so Old' li.st.
  3. Winterhalter
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    Winter halter. 🤔
  4. Young Lovers in Far Away Places
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    Motel shenanigans? Sex on the beach? Careful with that Mai Tai little lady.
  5. A Swingin' Affair
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    AFFAIR-haha. Get it? Now it's a series on Showtime.
  6. Galloping fingers.
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    So many possible captions. None suitable for print.
  7. A Theme for Lovers
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    Or photo proof? see next slide
  8. For A Star is Born.
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    Streisand & Kristofferson. An even worse pairing than Ralph Fiennes & Jennifer Lopez.
  9. Ooo la la.
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    Another reminder. Halloween 2012, I went as a Parisian taxi dancer. (Get back to why you're here 😐)
  10. Exactly Like You
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    But not you. Watch out dear, possible wardrobe malfunction.
  11. Whipped Cream & Other Delights
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    Realizing I had the most scandalous cover of all in my own collection. Priceless.