Saucy Album Covers They Kept in the Backroom-Ranked

What you 👀 at the thrift store when decide to look around. (It might be too early for this li.st)
  1. 11.
    I'm here to get some items for my Halloween costume.
    Spotted this as I walked past the old record albums. The mask reminds me-what I'm looking for isn't here.
  2. 10.
    Classy sexy.
    If you know the name of the model here, I'll send you $10. Another potential 'I'm so Old' li.st.
  3. 9.
    Winterhalter
    Winter halter. 🤔
  4. 8.
    Young Lovers in Far Away Places
    Motel shenanigans? Sex on the beach? Careful with that Mai Tai little lady.
  5. 7.
    A Swingin' Affair
    AFFAIR-haha. Get it? Now it's a series on Showtime.
  6. 6.
    Galloping fingers.
    So many possible captions. None suitable for print.
  7. 5.
    A Theme for Lovers
    Or photo proof? see next slide
  8. 4.
    For A Star is Born.
    Streisand & Kristofferson. An even worse pairing than Ralph Fiennes & Jennifer Lopez.
  9. 3.
    Ooo la la.
    Another reminder. Halloween 2012, I went as a Parisian taxi dancer. (Get back to why you're here 😐)
  10. 2.
    Exactly Like You
    But not you. Watch out dear, possible wardrobe malfunction.
  11. 1.
    Whipped Cream & Other Delights
    Realizing I had the most scandalous cover of all in my own collection. Priceless.