Good, bad and those other ones
  1. β€’
    You realize you're liking photos of family reunions & weddings of some random person on Instagram
    who you only followed because they posted a donut once.
  2. β€’
    You're pissed at your phone not holding a charge...
    but realize you forgot to close 19 apps. πŸ˜•
  3. β€’
    Your biggest fear about seeing Hamilton isn't missing LMM as Ham
    but Daveed Diggs not playing Lafayette 😭. Not kidding on this one. I almost wrote a list about it.
  4. β€’
    Getting ready for vacation should be thrilling...
    only you're in a panic about packing.
  5. β€’
    Pure love drops by.
    Taking an afternoon nap when a softly purring creature, curls up in the bend of your waist. And stays right there till you get up.
  6. β€’
    Me: EVERY vacation.
    And currently experiencing.
  7. β€’
    You hear, 'everyone is so disconnected these days. Always on their phones. Never fully present.'
    Giphy downsized medium
    Not in my world. More connected than ever.
  8. β€’
    Tiny pop rocks are still exploding and you finished the Oreo a few minutes ago.
    πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯
  9. β€’
    You are just so happy rosΓ© is cool to drink in public again.
    Sorry, not sorry.
  10. β€’
    You're so weary of always being the responsible one.
    I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes and never coming back. Bye.
  11. β€’
    Yesterday's to-do list was so well executed, you feel completely justified pissing away the whole next day doing whatever you want.
    Bliss or nirvana, I can't decide.
  12. β€’
    You feel sadder than you should about something you never thought about until today.
    You just read that Trump will be added to the Hall of Presidents attraction at WDW. Of course, he will-he's the president. The imagineers at Disney are trying to pick something for him to say that sounds presidential. If you haven't been, it's a somber and respectful look at our founding fathers and all the men who have followed. It hurts to think this might turn into something else.
  13. β€’
    Mild concern sets in when you see a update.
    Maybe I'll see what happens tomorrow...
  14. β€’ app crashes are fixed!
  15. β€’
    You accidentally swiped right onto Instagram live video, see yourself and can't swipe left fast enough.
    No one else saw that, right? 😫
  16. β€’
    Wearing cute shoes today is 100% more important than the blister you'll inevitably have tomorrow.
    Not ready for sensible just yet.
  17. β€’
    Figured your workout's done since you held your stomach in for one whole game of Swappero.
    It's three minutes more than I managed yesterday so πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
  18. β€’
    A notification makes you smile inside.
  19. β€’
    The driver in front of you has his turn signal on but never turns. 😐
    And I thought NOT using a turn signal was annoying.
  20. β€’
    Conscious of how many πŸ˜‚ to use based on how much I actually laughed.
    πŸ˜‚ good one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ HILARIOUS!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'M DYING πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
  21. β€’
    Low key cursing the motor home going 55 miles an hour only to see the Highway Patrol car who would have slapped your ass with more than a few moving violations.
    Inconveniences have been my salvation more than once.
  22. β€’
    Remembering never to pass up an opportunity to charge your phone. The peeing advice is still valid as well.
    Debatable as to which is more important to my health & wellbeing.
  23. β€’
    Knowing you shouldn't be adding more stuff to do and become elated when you see the show you've been wanting to binge is only 22 min long.
    Sound familiar? 😬
  24. β€’
    You're more than a little sad watching the In Memoriam portion of the Emmy's this year.
    With Christopher Jackson singing Stevie Wonder's 'As'. Losing Glen Campbell, Adam West, John Heard, Bill Paxton, Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, Gwen Ifill, Martin Landau and Mary Tyler Moore. πŸ’”
  25. β€’
    You're just mentally immobilized.
    You get up, sit down, move from room to room with no idea what you went in there for. You try to accomplish a task but your mind is wandering. You feel like you have something important to do but you don't know what it is. Food doesn't sound good, you haven't turned on the TV or read your emails or gotten any pleasure from your normal activities. You want to do another list, you start then delete it. You comment and read and sort, save and delete. Only two more days. Numb. Sad. Immobilized.