Things My Husband Will be Doing on 4th of July

Inspired by @NumbahTwo Me: Making the burgers, coordinating friend meet-ups, mixing cocktails +++++ Him: Livin' the dream
  1. 1.
    Golfing
    Like every other holiday
  2. 2.
    Taking a nap
    Points for Star Spangled Banner ringtone alarm.
  3. 3.
    Complaining about weeds & dog poop
    Again.
  4. 4.
    Sitting in the bathroom for 20 minutes.
    I don't want to know.
  5. 5.
    Playing Madden 16
    "God, I love this game" he tells me every day.
  6. 6.
    Asking "What do YOU feel like doing?"
    Passive aggressive method to avoid leaving the house.
  7. 7.
    Drinking margaritas on the rocks
    Him no salt-me, salt & lime please. Maybe a shot if we're feeling funky.
  8. 8.
    Suggest watching a movie then say, One more game.
    See #5
  9. 9.
    Noodling on guitar.
    While watching YouTube.
  10. 10.
    Saying, You love holidays, don't you?
    His way of saying I ❤️ U