WAYS I MIGHT BE MORE XY THAN XX
Since list appears to be dying on the vine I'm going to just go ahead and do the lists I want to do.
- •ShoppingI'm a hunter. I know what I want, buy it and get out.
- •Fart jokes.Never fails to crack me up.
- •The LeagueDisgustingly hilarious.
- •Feed me. Now.Burgers, tacos and corn dogs. Preferably from the gas station deli.
- •Car talk.Not make and model but mileage, cylinders and horsepower.
- •Ridiculous sex talk.
- •Hiking prowess.Backpacking braggadocio.
- •Have my own tools.And please use the pristine ones in your toolbox.
- •Perfume. No.Coconut body butter only.
- •Firm handshake.Eye contact.
- •But still, I love clothes and shoes and makeup.Call me a metrosexual feminist.