What Jerry Seinfeld and I Have in Common

Publishing for Festivas. My Feats of Strength submission. Airing of Grievances at a later date.
  1. Jerry's father was a self-employed sign painter.
    So was mine.
  2. His mom was named Betty.
    So was mine!
  3. He had one sibling, a sister.
    Same here. Only I'm the oldest and Jerry is the second born.
  4. Jerry likes cars and coffee.
    OMG so do I!!
  5. Owns 46 Porsches.
    I can visualize owning 46 Porsches.
  6. He likes cats.
    Or he tolerates them. I think they're his wife's.
  7. And we're both hilarious.
    Ask anyone.