What Jerry Seinfeld and I Have in Common
Publishing for Festivas. My Feats of Strength submission. Airing of Grievances at a later date.
- •Jerry's father was a self-employed sign painter.So was mine.
- •His mom was named Betty.So was mine!
- •He had one sibling, a sister.Same here. Only I'm the oldest and Jerry is the second born.
- •Jerry likes cars and coffee.OMG so do I!!
- •Owns 46 Porsches.I can visualize owning 46 Porsches.
- •He likes cats.Or he tolerates them. I think they're his wife's.
- •And we're both hilarious.Ask anyone.