WHEN TO STOP TALKING
Silence is golden but a muzzle works too.
- •After the movie starts.
- •When their retort is better than what you opened with.
- •When you get pulled over by a cop.But officer!! (Did you just call me a butt?)
- •When I say, DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.Fair warning imo.
- •When you just got the baby to sleep.
- •When you just tiptoed out of your 6 year olds room.After waiting a half hour just to be safe.
- •When you're eavesdropping on an insane story and damn, you know they'll stop if they hear you.Don't. Even. Breathe.
- •When the officiant starts with, Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today...Even if you saw with your own eyes what happened at the bachelor party. Not my circus... 🙊
- •When your phone rings and someone is napping upstairs.Decline and text. God I love technology.
- •When you've talked till you're blue in the face.They're not listening and are seeing red. Since yellow really means stop, pause and don't go until things are green again.
- •When your voice carries like a high pitched piccolo.That 'Til Tuesday song was about me.
- •When you already put your foot in your mouth and there is NO turning back.Or so I've been told. 🙈
- •Literal mic drop.🎤
- •I hear that 😉