YOU MIGHT BE ME IF...

There might be more but I can't see anymore*
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    Your safe word is Cacao.
  2. β€’
    But ironically, vanilla is your preferred flavor.
  3. β€’
    You have a binder of healthy recipes
    but eat popcorn for dinner.
  4. β€’
    You just HAD to sign up for Netflix DVD
    but two lonely & sad red envelopes taunt you from the tv stand.
  5. β€’
    You agree with everyone-George is the best Beatle.
    But you saw Paul LIVE and when he played nonstop for three whole hours you started to doubt.
  6. β€’
    You cared more about losing trending than you did about losing relist.
    @veshecco πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ How could they! 😭
  7. β€’
    You wish you could rattle off all the awesome quotes you sorta remember
    but have to google to get right because you're ridiculously perfectionistic about these things.
  8. β€’
    You love New York and you love Paris.
    Even Encino sounds good. Please God. Get me out of this goddamn town. (@solena πŸ’)
  9. β€’
    You try to sing all the parts in a song.
    Looking at you Hamilton. Werk.
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    You're honestly afraid of embarrassment if you start singing all those said parts OUT LOUD when you see the show.
    And consequently are ejected from the theater for disruption.
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    Your favorite curse combo is 'Fucking IDIOT'.
    If this is uttered, oh it's on.
  12. β€’
    You believe the secrets of life are found within The New Yorker cartoons.
    And episodes of Seinfeld.
  13. β€’
    You always loved rainy days.
    Then you moved to a place that rains every goddamn day and you're pissed. #imgladthedroughtsoverbutenoughalready
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    *You're trying to do this list as your eyes are dilating at the eye doctor
    because you compulsively need to do LR's ASAP but you can't focus anymore πŸ€“ πŸ’ž
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    🎯