YOU MIGHT BE ME IF...
There might be more but I can't see anymore*
- •Your safe word is Cacao.
- •But ironically, vanilla is your preferred flavor.
- •You have a binder of healthy recipesbut eat popcorn for dinner.
- •You just HAD to sign up for Netflix DVDbut two lonely & sad red envelopes taunt you from the tv stand.
- •You agree with everyone-George is the best Beatle.But you saw Paul LIVE and when he played nonstop for three whole hours you started to doubt.
- •You cared more about losing trending than you did about losing relist.@veshecco 👊🏼 How could they! 😭
- •You wish you could rattle off all the awesome quotes you sorta rememberbut have to google to get right because you're ridiculously perfectionistic about these things.
- •You love New York and you love Paris.Even Encino sounds good. Please God. Get me out of this goddamn town. (@solena 💝)
- •You try to sing all the parts in a song.Looking at you Hamilton. Werk.
- •You're honestly afraid of embarrassment if you start singing all those said parts OUT LOUD when you see the show.And consequently are ejected from the theater for disruption.
- •Your favorite curse combo is 'Fucking IDIOT'.If this is uttered, oh it's on.
- •You believe the secrets of life are found within The New Yorker cartoons.And episodes of Seinfeld.
- •You always loved rainy days.Then you moved to a place that rains every goddamn day and you're pissed. #imgladthedroughtsoverbutenoughalready
- •*You're trying to do this list as your eyes are dilating at the eye doctorbecause you compulsively need to do LR's ASAP but you can't focus anymore 🤓 💞