There might be more but I can't see anymore*
  1. Your safe word is Cacao.
  2. But ironically, vanilla is your preferred flavor.
  3. You have a binder of healthy recipes
    but eat popcorn for dinner.
  4. You just HAD to sign up for Netflix DVD
    but two lonely & sad red envelopes taunt you from the tv stand.
  5. You agree with everyone-George is the best Beatle.
    But you saw Paul LIVE and when he played nonstop for three whole hours you started to doubt.
  6. You cared more about losing trending than you did about losing relist.
    @veshecco 👊🏼 How could they! 😭
  7. You wish you could rattle off all the awesome quotes you sorta remember
    but have to google to get right because you're ridiculously perfectionistic about these things.
  8. You love New York and you love Paris.
    Even Encino sounds good. Please God. Get me out of this goddamn town. (@solena 💝)
  9. You try to sing all the parts in a song.
    Looking at you Hamilton. Werk.
  10. You're honestly afraid of embarrassment if you start singing all those said parts OUT LOUD when you see the show.
    And consequently are ejected from the theater for disruption.
  11. Your favorite curse combo is 'Fucking IDIOT'.
    If this is uttered, oh it's on.
  12. You believe the secrets of life are found within The New Yorker cartoons.
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    And episodes of Seinfeld.
  13. You always loved rainy days.
    Then you moved to a place that rains every goddamn day and you're pissed. #imgladthedroughtsoverbutenoughalready
  14. *You're trying to do this list as your eyes are dilating at the eye doctor
    because you compulsively need to do LR's ASAP but you can't focus anymore 🤓 💞
  15. 🎯
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