HOW I KNOW I'M DEALING WITH QUARTER LIFE CRISIS #2

  1. I just chopped off all of my hair.
    No regrets yet, knock on wood.
  2. I want several more cats.
  3. I'm attempting meal planning again.
    HA
  4. I'm pondering career change #1000001.
  5. I'm once again swearing off all men because I don't neeeeeeeed 'em.
    We'll see how long that lasts.
  6. I'm resisting the urge to get in my car and drive the four hours straight to my parents so they can tell me everything will always be okay.
    No. Matter. What.
  7. Lastly, because I'm the NON-proud new owner of this pocketed slanket beast.