HOW I WOULD MARKET THE LIST APP

  1. li.st: find other weirdos who are equally into your most obscure, niche obsessions
  2. li.st: a non-soulsucking form of social media
  3. li.st: an outlet
    Creative or emotional
  4. li.st: where the community is truly kind and your opinion is valued, even when it's not necessarily agreed with (yes, really!!)
  5. li.st: FIND FRIENDS HERE EVERYONE IRL SUCKS
  6. li.st: you [probably] won't know anyone - say whatever you want, you shit disturber, you
    Within reason, duh
  7. li.st: where people have more embarrassing stories than you
  8. li.st: lose hours of your life without even realizing it
  9. li.st: WHERE PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY APPRECIATE SEEING 26 PICS OF YOUR CAT, PENELOPE
  10. li.st: learn valuable shit every day
  11. li.st: mmm, mmm good
    Wait, that's not right?