I am both of them. And they're absolutely and infinitely opposites. What does that mean? Our similarities:
  1. I do NOT enjoy confrontation.
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  2. Tendencies towards passive-aggression✔️
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  3. I wear shiny clothes.
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  4. I fall hard and fast...
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  5. ... but am rarely certain about someone.
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  6. I won't tell you how much I talk to my cat, lest I be judged.
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  7. Ya-ya!🌸
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  8. I feel like (I hope) I'm more self-aware, but this resonates.
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  9. I can judge too much.
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  10. Quick to panic.
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  11. I give unwanted advice and I'm fully aware of that.
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  12. Flighty.
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  13. Passionate about my friends.
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  14. Seriously, I rely on gal pals at all times.
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  15. Karaoke is important to me.
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  16. As a rule, I almost exclusively make poor decisions in my love life.
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  17. I'm generally kind of grumpy👴🏼
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  18. I've lived this relationship a hundred times from both sides.
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  19. IMPORTANT CONCLUSION: This is where we all differ - I do not share my candy. Do not ask me to share my candy. Get your own candy.
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  20. I feel like a lot of these are considered character flaws and I have two peoples' worth? Hmm.