1. Grey's Anatomy - "Neither their patients' problems nor their own relationships are black and white. It's all shades of grey."
    Static
    Clever. JUST KIDDING STOP.
  2. The Vow - "She doesn't remember him, but she's still his wife."
    Static
    Alllllright?
  3. This is the End - "Rude, narcissistic and just plain weird. It's the end of the world as they know it, and they feel Franco."
    Static
    This is gold actually.
  4. Big Daddy - "Want to prove to your girlfriend that you're not an irresponsible slacker? Get a job, not a kid."
    Static
    That's the consensus, yep.
  5. 13 Going on 30 - "When a geeky teen's birthday party goes awry and she makes a wish that she could be 30, she wakes up to discover she's flash-forwarded 17 years."
    Static
    Is that English?
  6. Friends - "Love, laughter and the best friends you could ask for. Just like real life. But with really nice apartments."
    Static
    Do we all live in garbage dumps?
  7. H2O Just Add Water - "The gals in this fantasy series cope with the burden of growing a giant fin and transforming into mermaids whenever they come into contact with water."
    Static
    I'm sorry, burden??
  8. Slow Learners - "Two losers in love take their game up a notch - and win! But it's a train wreck in the making. A hilarious train wreck."
    Static
    I know nothing.
  9. Marvel's Daredevil - "A boyhood accident blinded him. But now he can 'see' even better. And he doesn't like what's going on in Hell's Kitchen."
    Static
    Omg funny joke.
  10. The Wolf of Wall Street - "Make millions. Take enough mind-warping drugs to kill a horse. Do what you gotta do - but do it a pinstripe suit."
    Static
    The moral of this story was definitely fashion related.
  11. House - "A mind-blowingly brilliant but cantankerous physician pushes the limits of science - and people's buttons."
    Static
    Busting out the ten dollar words. WE GET IT, YOU HAVE A THESAURUS AND LOVE TO MAKE HILARIOUS JOKES.
  12. Life As We Know It - "Take a career woman, a bachelor and an orphaned baby. What do you get? Instant family."
    Static
    Do you though?
  13. The Office - "The boss is an idiot. The workers are clueless."
    Static
    Harsh.
  14. The Mindy Project - "She drinks too much, she's a couch potato and her romantic life is a hot mess. She's also delivering your baby."
    Static
    Is this the show? Is Mindy an alcoholic?
  15. The Object of my Affection - "She's pregnant. He's gay. They're the perfect couple - or would be if it weren't for - well, you know."
    Static
    Uhuh.
  16. Patch Adams - "Okay, he was once labeled crazy. And yes, he has a fondness for clown suits. But on the upside, he's a doctor. Almost."
    Static
    Sorry, what?
  17. How Stella Got Her Groove Back - "What does it take to calm a workaholic 40-something divorcee? Cool breezes and a hot 20-something boy toy."
    Static
    Yep, you got it!
  18. Man of the House - "A grumpy Texas Ranger is assigned to protect five flirty cheerleaders. No spoilers... But there ARE handcuffs involved."
    Static
    Get out.