NETFLIX DESCRIPTIONS THAT DO NOT GET MY STAMP OF APPROVAL

  1. Grey's Anatomy - "Neither their patients' problems nor their own relationships are black and white. It's all shades of grey."
    Clever. JUST KIDDING STOP.
  2. The Vow - "She doesn't remember him, but she's still his wife."
    Alllllright?
  3. This is the End - "Rude, narcissistic and just plain weird. It's the end of the world as they know it, and they feel Franco."
    This is gold actually.
  4. Big Daddy - "Want to prove to your girlfriend that you're not an irresponsible slacker? Get a job, not a kid."
    That's the consensus, yep.
  5. 13 Going on 30 - "When a geeky teen's birthday party goes awry and she makes a wish that she could be 30, she wakes up to discover she's flash-forwarded 17 years."
    Is that English?
  6. Friends - "Love, laughter and the best friends you could ask for. Just like real life. But with really nice apartments."
    Do we all live in garbage dumps?
  7. H2O Just Add Water - "The gals in this fantasy series cope with the burden of growing a giant fin and transforming into mermaids whenever they come into contact with water."
    I'm sorry, burden??
  8. Slow Learners - "Two losers in love take their game up a notch - and win! But it's a train wreck in the making. A hilarious train wreck."
    I know nothing.
  9. Marvel's Daredevil - "A boyhood accident blinded him. But now he can 'see' even better. And he doesn't like what's going on in Hell's Kitchen."
    Omg funny joke.
  10. The Wolf of Wall Street - "Make millions. Take enough mind-warping drugs to kill a horse. Do what you gotta do - but do it a pinstripe suit."
    The moral of this story was definitely fashion related.
  11. House - "A mind-blowingly brilliant but cantankerous physician pushes the limits of science - and people's buttons."
    Busting out the ten dollar words. WE GET IT, YOU HAVE A THESAURUS AND LOVE TO MAKE HILARIOUS JOKES.
  12. Life As We Know It - "Take a career woman, a bachelor and an orphaned baby. What do you get? Instant family."
    Do you though?
  13. The Office - "The boss is an idiot. The workers are clueless."
    Harsh.
  14. The Mindy Project - "She drinks too much, she's a couch potato and her romantic life is a hot mess. She's also delivering your baby."
    Is this the show? Is Mindy an alcoholic?
  15. The Object of my Affection - "She's pregnant. He's gay. They're the perfect couple - or would be if it weren't for - well, you know."
    Uhuh.
  16. Patch Adams - "Okay, he was once labeled crazy. And yes, he has a fondness for clown suits. But on the upside, he's a doctor. Almost."
    Sorry, what?
  17. How Stella Got Her Groove Back - "What does it take to calm a workaholic 40-something divorcee? Cool breezes and a hot 20-something boy toy."
    Yep, you got it!
  18. Man of the House - "A grumpy Texas Ranger is assigned to protect five flirty cheerleaders. No spoilers... But there ARE handcuffs involved."
    Get out.