STUFFED ANIMALS OF MY CHILDHOOD, RANKED

I'm not kidding, this was in my drafts. Thanks for reminding me to put it out there @nathanveshecco
  1. 4.
    I was so excited to get this doodle-bear thing and it was an absolutely unrecognizable, unwashable mess like two days later.
  2. 3.
    He said "Eat my shorts" and it made me laugh every time.
  3. 2.
    I had Simba AND Nala. So yeah.
  4. 1.
    The most generic teddy bear the size of a PEI potato
    I can't find a photo of him, but I got him the day I was born. His name is Elton Bear and he was on the receiving end of many serious talks during my childhood.