1. Your life
    Because let's face it, if you can't you will die.
  2. Durian
    The spikes are but a gentle reminder for you to throw it upwards.
  3. Dodgeballs
    Giphy downsized medium
    That way if you fail, and people start throwing rotting fruit at you, you can disrespect the rules of dodgeball and throw them at their faces.
  4. Knives
    This sends the message "I'm a badass and really cool, becoming my friend would benefit you"