I've seen so many people with the iconic persistence of memory clock or the elephants tattooed on them, but I really wish someone would plaster one of these on their bodies and try to explain it to mom.
  1. Atmospheric Skull Sodomizing A Piano
  2. The Ghost of Vermeer of Delft Which Can Be Used As a Table
  3. Myself At the Age of Ten When I Was the Grasshopper Child
  4. Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity