1. They're really nice
    Except on "the 405"
  2. They call their highways "the 405", "the 5"....always with a "the"
  3. They have spectacular taste in food.
  4. They don't really stress about much
    Unless they're on "the 405".
  5. They LOOOOVE In n Out Burger
    Which may or may not conflict with point 3 depending on how you feel about In n Out. I personally think it's delicious.
  6. They are convinced this is the only state in the United States.
    Sounds like Texas. *For any Californians reading this...Texas is also a state that's a part of the United States I mentioned before*
  7. They don't understand why anyone would want to live anywhere else.
    I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.