REASONS I SHOULDN'T BE FIRST ON A SCARY HAUNTED HOUSE

Inspired by true events
  1. I will stop dead in my tracks
    Then no one can get through. Literally scared stiff.
  2. I scream at the creepy people who are in my face.
    Get out of my face!
  3. I may leave a puddle of pee for you to step in.
    I can't seem to control it here or on trampolines.
  4. I walk too fast and get left alone.
    I realize this contradicts with point one -- but it's true.