REASONS I SHOULDN'T BE FIRST ON A SCARY HAUNTED HOUSE
Inspired by true events
- •I will stop dead in my tracksThen no one can get through. Literally scared stiff.
- •I scream at the creepy people who are in my face.Get out of my face!
- •I may leave a puddle of pee for you to step in.I can't seem to control it here or on trampolines.
- •I walk too fast and get left alone.I realize this contradicts with point one -- but it's true.