1. Being trapped in a revolving door
  2. Octopuses with a grudge tries to strangle me even though I've made a point of not eating fish at all
  3. Someone telling the Internet I smell so everyone tries to smell me all the time
  4. The sun stops shining forever and I missed so much sunshine by sleeping in
  5. I flake out on a party that's actually really fun with like a chocolate fountain and stuff
  6. Every dress I want to buy is always a size too small no matter what I do
  7. Swallowing a live fish