REASONS WHY I HAVEN'T FALLEN ASLEEP YET

  1. I just read all of @lenadunham lists and have imagined our friendship in my mind. We like to sit in bed together, eating snacks in our underwear with 2+ dogs, and complain about how our SOs just don't get it.
  2. I am convinced there is something stuck in my left eye. The more I rub it the more irritated it becomes.
  3. I keep purposefully moving my limbs around to wake up Michael so that he can kiss me goodnight again.
  4. Every minute I do the math to see how many hours of sleep I have left until I wake up in the morning (a solid eight 👍🏽)