CONSPIRACY THEORIES I HAVE AND ARE DEFINITELY TRUE
I get bored and like to make up drama
- •My neighbors are running a chop shopA married couple does not need a four car garage. There are always other people over, but they never go inside. Either on the driveway or in the garage. Bring around multiple trailers and old cars.
- •The Kardashians are the Romanovs reincarnated.Their country both hates/is enamored with them. From similar areas of the world (Russia/Armenia) Olga, Tatiana, Maria are Kourtney, Kim, Khloe. Alexei is Rob. ANASTASIA IS STILL MISSING PEOPLE
- •My new manager and assistant manager are in on some grand heistThey like to pull each other aside a lot in vague ways (i.e. "Can I see you over here for a sec?" or "I've got something I want you to see in the back room"). Lots of whispering, and it's not about me because I'm a good employee. Obsessively checking sales and daily projections, thus limiting the chance for them to make an oblivious mistake