LIST OF NAMES THAT ARE A DEALBREAKER

  1. Craig
    Naturally
  2. Wayne
    Ew why
  3. Cody
  4. Dallas
    Or anything of similar vain, i.e. Nebraska, Dakota
  5. Bryson
    I don't know a Bryson but if I did, he would be the most untrustworthy person I knew
  6. Alec
    WHY DIDNT THEY JUST NAME YOU ALEX
  7. Donald
    Aka my dad's name. Also Trump has ruined it.
  8. Brock
    GOD WHY
  9. Any form of initials
    TJ, JP
  10. Fred
  11. Dustin
    Zoey 101's lil brother
  12. Jedediah
    You and I are not into the same things, I can already tell
  13. Jasper
    Are you an old-timey newspaper editor? Or do you sell ecstasy?
  14. Seth
    Such a slimy name
  15. Johnny
    Your name is John
  16. Bailey
  17. Wyatt
    I'm not looking to date a boy from the 1860s
  18. Levi
    See: Wyatt.
  19. Chester
    Dude wtf