THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNREASONABLY MAD

  1. Poker being shown on ESPN
  2. That "Ooh I think that I found myself a cheerleader" song
    SOMETIMES I FIND MYSELF BOPPING ALONG AND I HATE IT
  3. People trying to tell me you can make cheese sauce outta cauliflower and carrots
    YOU CANT
  4. Mouth breathers
  5. People who say "melk"
  6. Bobby Flay
    Cocky asshole
  7. TOMS
    Only the shoes because I know some lovely men named Tom
  8. The mom from The Partridge Family
    She acts like it was cool to be in a band with your kids. Were they even her kids?
  9. Teachers who still don't understand youtube's auto play function
  10. Dance cup
    It's so tacky. Pong is pathetic enough
  11. The name "Craig"
  12. Iceberg lettuce
    NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE, PEOPLE
  13. Constructive criticism
  14. Watching android users' snap stories
    Why such shitty quality?
  15. Dog shows
    What if the lady judge in the tight ass pantsuit doesn't like Australian sheepdogs but the Australian sheepdog deserves to win
  16. When people say "Merica"
    You're making us look bad
  17. Queen Latifah
  18. Anne Hathaway
  19. Timbs boots
    Unless you're working on a construction site, unlace and throw out those ungodly cinder blocks
  20. Girls telling me that seeing something about feminism reminded them of me
    SHOULDNT IT REMIND YOU OF YOU TOO?!
  21. People blowing on their spoonful of soup before they put it in their mouth
  22. Flash mobs
    T.A.C.K.Y.
  23. Kohl's
    I. HATE. Kohl's.