WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

I was a dumb, fucking kid
  1. Ice skater
  2. Marine biologist
    Didn't we all?
  3. Pop star
  4. Secretary of Defense
    My dental hygienist laughed at this one
  5. Fashion designer
    I was actually very good at this
  6. Criminal psychologist
    Yet another job an adult told me I couldn't do
  7. Journalist
  8. Peace Corps extraordinaire
  9. Baker
  10. Journalist
  11. College dropout/Baker
  12. Food blogger
    This is definitely my plan for my gap year between college graduation and the real world