TITLES FOR THE MEMOIR I WILL NEVER WRITE

  1. The girl who basically died watching food network
  2. The girl who laughed out loud at guy fieri's jokes... And wasn't sarcastic
  3. The girl who was replaced by a bulldog
  4. The girl who probably let down her Korean parents (but won them over by being the first to marry)
  5. The girl who called herself basic during a job interview - and other fun life stories
  6. The girl who could go a whole day without drinking any water
  7. The girl who fell asleep or: what happens when three glasses of rosé is your dinner
  8. The true story behind the girl who inspired TEOHF