Bad roller derby names I will definitely not use, for sure

  1. San Francissor
    Are scissors still threatening?
  2. Yonic Boom
    Is it inappropriate if kids don't know what it means?
  3. Gin and Yonic
    ^?
  4. Gingersnap chat
    It's not a derby name but definitely a Wheel of Fortune puzzle
  5. Killenial
    "Hi I'm twenty-two and I work in social media!"
  6. Tin and Yonic
    This might actually be clever.
  7. Angelykid
    My first aol username :^)