Bad roller derby names I will definitely not use, for sure

  1. San Francissor
    Are scissors still threatening?
  2. Yonic Boom
    Is it inappropriate if kids don't know what it means?
  3. Gin and Yonic
  4. Gingersnap chat
    It's not a derby name but definitely a Wheel of Fortune puzzle
  5. Killenial
    "Hi I'm twenty-two and I work in social media!"
  6. Tin and Yonic
    This might actually be clever.
  7. Angelykid
    My first aol username :^)