THE ALPHABET ACCORDING TO ME

One word per letter...first thought and.....GO!
  1. A - Alphabet
  2. B - Butter
  3. C - Cat
  4. D - Dirt
  5. E - Eggs
  6. F - Frogs
  7. G - Ghosts
  8. H - Happy
  9. I - Idiot
  10. J - Jackass
  11. K - Kite
  12. L - Love
  13. M - Money
  14. N - No
  15. O - Orgasm
  16. P - Pennies
  17. Q - Quiz
  18. R - Rozanna
  19. S - Sex
  20. T - Tongue
  21. U - Umbrella
  22. V - Verna
  23. W - Winner
  24. X - X-ray
  25. Y - Yo-Yo
  26. Z - Zack