5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

I don't know how to choose "randomly"... and I lost a ton of photos when I bought a new phone. So here's 5 photos out of the 20 I have, deliberately chosen (sorry if I'm not playing the game right!).
  1. Beautiful Lucia in a Target parking lot with her fake mustache.
  2. Passage from a screenplay I wrote when I was 22, which I recently found and was so hilariously "bad" that I loved it.
  3. Beautiful Claudia with dollhouse furniture she bought with her OWN MONEY!
  4. Young people send each other photos of their beautiful, naked bodies. I sent my wife this photo with the caption, "Don't worry, I found it."
  5. Photo taken of me with crazy Sunday morning hair, by Lucia.