Ha - OK, fine, only because you requested it, @Nicholas. Otherwise I would not share this, because I find it somewhat embarrassing for a man in his 40s. No judgments!
  1. AMON AMARTH
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    Viking-themed death metal that I drive around in my car listening to making faces like I'm really tough and strong
  2. PARIS
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    Guy has been around forever and only gotten better
  3. THE HOOKERS
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    Thrash-punk with lyrics about blood and witches and stuff
  4. EAZY-E
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    Especially side two of this LP
  5. SLAYER
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    30 years later, holds up
  6. CZARFACE
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    A.K.A. Wu Tang's Inspectah Deck. Just released a new album, it's good but not as good as this one, which is amazing superhero-themed hip-hop
  7. HIGH ON FIRE
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    One of those bands that kind of records the same album over and over but it's a really good album
  8. GHOSTFACE KILLAH
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    It's cliche for a guy who fits my profile to like Wu Tang spinoffs so much but this is my reality
  9. NASHVILLE PUSSY
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    Redneck shit
  10. THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
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    Of course