Best Liquor Store Names Ever

  1. Pla🍸Boy Liquor, Hollywood, CA
    Because @Marc just reminded me in a comments section that "the missing Y is a martini glass."
  2. Liquor Barn, Lexington, KY
    Let that sink in for a minute. A barn... FULL OF LIQUOR.
  3. You Are My King Liquor, Los Angeles, CA
    The most poetic (and truthful!) liquor store name of all time. Their sign featured a great, big hammer smashing into the word "Liquor"; I guess to suggest "come get hammered." YAMKL was in a strip mall at Olympic and San Vicente, right next to the perfectly-named Gun Heaven.
  4. Fast and Easy, Davis, CA
    While not a liquor store the Fast and Easy (bka the Fast and Sleazy or the Sleaze) has any Malt Beverage a college student could ever need. Don't try your fake. They will call the cops.
    Suggested by   @donnie
  5. Liquor Locker, on Sunset
    Love the alliteration
    Suggested by   @vp
  6. Beaver Liquors
    Beaver Creek, Colorado - just down the highway from Vail. I didn't understand the "I ❤️ Beaver Liquors" T-shirt as a tween, until one of my pals explained it to me.
    Suggested by   @EricElkins
  7. The Bunghole Liquor Store, Salem, Mass
    You're welcome.
    Suggested by   @ReeseGolchin
  8. Davy Jone's Liquor Locker
    In Venice. Old staple.
    Suggested by   @stamos
  9. Duke's Liquor Box
    in Brooklyn. Has the benefit of sounding racy when said aloud.
    Suggested by   @maya
  10. G. Will Liquors
    In Andover, MN.
    Suggested by   @pocketpenguin