Body-shaming Things My Children Say to Me

All quotes 100% real. I am beautiful in every single way. I am beautiful in every single way.
  1. "You're fat."
  2. "My friend Faye says your stomach goes out way further than her Dad's. Like this."
    (HOLDS ARMS OUT IN FRONT OF STOMACH TO DEMONSTRATE)
  3. "You have no hair back here on the top of your head."
  4. "Your hands are all wrinkly and weird."
  5. "I notice your hand shakes."
  6. "Your teeth are crooked. You need braces."
  7. "Mom has the biggest butt in the family, but you have NO butt."
  8. "Your breath stinks."
  9. "You stink. You always smell terrible."