- •CONAN THE BARBARIAN (ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VERSION)Without him, there would be no 1980s heavy metal music. Check out those pec indentations.
- •CONAN O' BRIENPurveyor of several decades of solid comedy.
- •SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLECreated Sherlock Holmes and was the original model for Mr. Pringle.
- •CONAN THE BARBARIAN (ACTUAL, HONEST-TO-GOD LITERARY VERSION CREATED BY ROBERT E. HOWARD)I read one of these as a teenager and thought it was pretty good.
- •CONAN THE BARBARIAN (BLACK-AND-WHITE MAGAZINE BY MARVEL COMICS VERSION)Used to flip through these at the newsstand to find the nudie parts.
- •CONAN THE BARBARIAN (COLOR COMIC BOOK BY MARVEL VERSION)Boy, were these boring. If I got stuck with a Conan comic book, I was really depressed.
- •CONAN THE BARBARIAN (2011 "REBOOT" 3D MOVIE VERSION)I didn't actually see it. I'm a grown man with adult responsibilities.