Gifts I Wish I Could Give to Every Single li.st User

  1. An entire day of total self-acceptance and peace of mind
  2. A glimpse into the future to see that it's much better than you feared
  3. A beautiful, old hardcover of the book "Fables For Our Time" by James Thurber
  4. A single, quite awkward hug*
    * DISCLAIMER: Hug may be rescinded at any time due to intimacy issues
  5. Merry Christmas!