I FINALLY GOT MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN ANDY DICK!

This is the third in a series. Here's a link to the other two lists: I Can't Stress Enough That I Am Not Andy Dick
  1. I went to a music festival tonight, and a security guard mistook me for the drummer from the Black Keys!
  2. The drummer from the Black Keys is nine years younger than me, so I am thrilled!
    (But apparently he also starts lots of Twitter fights, which I do not endorse.)
  3. God, he's got a lot more hair.