I FINALLY GOT MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN ANDY DICK!
This is the third in a series. Here's a link to the other two lists: I Can't Stress Enough That I Am Not Andy Dick
- •I went to a music festival tonight, and a security guard mistook me for the drummer from the Black Keys!
- •The drummer from the Black Keys is nine years younger than me, so I am thrilled!(But apparently he also starts lots of Twitter fights, which I do not endorse.)
- •God, he's got a lot more hair.