Things That Are Happening in My House at This Very Moment

  1. My incredibly beautiful youngest daughter is asleep.
  2. My incredibly beautiful oldest daughter is asleep.
  3. My incredibly beautiful wife is asleep.
  4. I am typing a list while simultaneously preparing to watch a documentary about the Manson Family that I've been dying to see, but haven't been able to because there's never an appropriate moment when my incredibly beautiful wife and daughters are all asleep.
  5. I am overjoyed.