Thoughts Upon Arriving in NYC and Being Here for One Hour

  1. I can't believe I never lived here.
  2. I've got to live here.
  3. That's it. I'm calling Jennifer and telling her we're moving here.
  4. You can't actually live here with kids, though, right? Not unless you're super rich.
  5. That's crazy. Plenty of people live here who aren't super rich.
  6. Calm down. This is what happens every time I visit, and then by the time the visit's over, I'm ready to go home.
  7. (Calm down process; silently enjoying surroundings)
  8. God, I wish I was 25 years old and lived here.