Topics My 9-year-old Daughter and I Discussed During Walk to Donut Shop This Morning

  1. Violence at Donald Trump rallies
  2. Abortion
  3. Harry Potter as a metaphor for the powers we are granted, and the ways we choose to use those powers
  4. Communism, Socialism and Capitalism
  5. Her friends at school and who's getting along and who's not
  6. The plot that she and her friend Madeline hatched to pose as maids (who happen to be very short), get into Donald Trump's house and steal his secret plans so he can't be President
  7. How annoying it is that people in LA walk their dogs and let the dogs jump on you and then go "It's OK, don't be scared honey, he loves kids" even though you are a kid who hates dogs