YOUR LAST SENT TEXT IS YOUR NEWSPAPER'S SLOGAN

I saw this idea on Twitter and enjoyed it.
  1. "If the lube is organic - like olive oil or dog food - fine"
  2. "👍🏼"
    Suggested by   @steph_lessthan3
  3. "I went to Linkin Parks Spotify page and looked at related artists and there it was"
    Suggested by   @sky
  4. I've emailed the lab director to see when I'll be done on Friday, since sometimes the first week labs are shorter
    😐
    Suggested by   @ellenh
  5. Idk what the kids are doing these days
    Suggested by   @sarahtee93
  6. No gun fight between them today?
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  7. Shoot
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  8. I forgot my pita chips. Oh well.
    Suggested by   @sarahsolene
  9. "Some surprising humor and the effects are good."
    Suggested by   @andersun
  10. "What happened this morning?"
    Surprisingly fitting
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  11. "This GoFundMe campaign is heartwarming"
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  12. Yikes!
    Suggested by   @rachelanne
  13. "how does this sound?" (screenshot of an email was attached)
    a newspaper with low self-confidence
    Suggested by   @lauraalston
  14. They've accepted us.
    Suggested by   @sarahmccoy
  15. Thank goodness for delivery services!!
    Suggested by   @DG
  16. "idk man but I can't figure it out"
    Suggested by   @SarahMoore
  17. "U guys are so smart"
    Suggested by   @aminam
  18. We have a paper. I'll pass on lunch.
    About our missing newspaper and its subsequent delivery while my husband was at the dentist. My passing on the lunch invitation was due in no part to the appearance of the paper.
    Suggested by   @Dashelamet
  19. Hey, actually I was sick yesterday and still not feeling a hundred percent today so maybe it's best to reschedule anyway... you free weds or thurs lunchtimes or afternoons or Friday afternoon or evening? Or next Monday? Xx
    Not the snappiest, admittedly
    Suggested by   @bookishclaire
  20. won’t tell anyone else 😊
    Suggested by   @nantea
  21. Not just an intense look, but a soul-consuming stare
    Suggested by   @taylormorley
  22. "Definitely"
    We're very confident about our news.
    Suggested by   @Gola
  23. "Made it through work today."
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  24. Have fun in Mexico!!
    Not sure if that's positive or super sarcastic coming from a newspaper.
    Suggested by   @robbiebaird47
  25. "If you didn't have to lay down in the shower this morning then I'm honestly a little disappointed in you."
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  26. So?
    Suggested by   @mlnch
  27. Calling a parent. Home by 4:15.
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  28. Like feisty and sassy
    Suggested by   @linzamauve
  29. Yuck!
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  30. Wellso?
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  31. Yeah! :)
    Suggested by   @laneeeee_sue
  32. Well if curse breaking is on the agenda we should get like... Harry Potter.
    Suggested by   @Equivokate
  33. "You deserve a cheat day!"
    Suggested by   @theranman
  34. "Made sense at the time!"
    Suggested by   @kswholmes
  35. omg yes
    Suggested by   @catharuin
  36. What am I going to be dealing with in your old age?
    Suggested by   @designordie
  37. It's light out and I'm leaving work soon and it's so weird
    Suggested by   @allysonarno
  38. Mostly pleasure ;)
    Suggested by   @element75
  39. "How's your day been?"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  40. Hey cutie. I'm reading in bed. I have a headache. I didn't want to sit in the living room and get barked at. I love you.
    A tad wordy, maybe?
    Suggested by   @pathb
  41. You're welcome
    Suggested by   @ssd64
  42. ahahaha that's fucked
    Suggested by   @alanarogerrrrs
  43. "Idk I went to bed"
    Suggested by   @allisonlantagne
  44. "This is weird"
    Suggested by   @beanbag
  45. You're her bitch now
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  46. "I'm sure it'll be fine!"
    Suggested by   @iammeghanmurray
  47. "It hasn't started yet, but we're supposed to get two feet here"
    Suggested by   @emilypeterson
  48. "Ugh the little women soundtrack ammmmirite?"
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  49. "That's a MAJOR tatt!"
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  50. "Start keeping a constant supply of cookie in your home"
    Suggested by   @alyherb
  51. "Now? :)"
    Suggested by   @arr1771
  52. "Stopped at Home Depot, on my way home"
    Suggested by   @PassiveAggressor
  53. I only have a small one and I might be using it then, sorry.
    Suggested by   @solena
  54. Ease up on the crude facebook likes. I don't think your grandmas need to see.
    Suggested by   @elooto
  55. Don't leave me on "read"
    Suggested by   @noemimacias
  56. 'I really showed up for Chris Brown. 😍'
    For the record, not THAT Chris Brown.
    Suggested by   @MissJess
  57. "Ha yeah we'll see what happens."
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  58. "Or are you still banned from there?"
    Suggested by   @nikkidunagan
  59. I'd swim through a sea of Mels for you
    Suggested by   @bjnovak
  60. I refuse to touch this snow/cold in any way.
    Suggested by   @MandyKN
  61. yep, confirmed, I have no plans in my life and will be here
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  62. "Guess who just saw a rattlesnake? This guy."
    Much better than "all the news that's fit to print."
    Suggested by   @Waz
  63. "I can't wait to see you in May!"
    Suggested by   @ClaireAmada
  64. You won't beat my ass tho, so...
    (to a guy after i stole his shirt post-coitus, because he won't beat my ass... no matter how much i ask.)
    Suggested by   @olive
  65. "How About These Killjoys"
    Suggested by   @mikemcpadden
  66. "Made broccoli beef for dinner and started watching VEEP! It's hilarious!"
    Suggested by   @cvlop61
  67. "One week left"
    Suggested by   @juliareese
  68. omg this is so intense
    Suggested by   @margaretmae
  69. The DMV is very warm.
    Suggested by   @victoriaedel
  70. Pete the Cat has a dad? If I were him I'd have split years ago.
    Suggested by   @lorimcs
  71. Hey, today is a good day to run away.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  72. How you livin
    Suggested by   @bjnovak
  73. "Okay you overheat like a damn car engine, have your elbows ever gotten hot?"
    Suggested by   @mackenzieo
  74. "GOALS"
    Suggested by   @quixotic
  75. "Wool ⤵️ your 👀"
    Suggested by   @quixotic
  76. "All good!"
    Periodical's name would be The Utopian Daily.
    Suggested by   @dev
  77. Obviously I didn't mean hardcore ducking.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  78. "Great! Sushi at Kooma, at 6:30pm!"
    Confirming date plans.
    Suggested by   @eightk
  79. GamePigeon Message
    Suggested by   @hlanebutler
  80. "STILL TERRIBLE"
    Actually pretty accurate for my newspaper slogan
    Suggested by   @sck
  81. "Hahaha"
    This followed by crying emoji is an apt description of my emotions whilst reading newspapers lately
    Suggested by   @JenBaires
  82. No shit hahaha
    Suggested by   @mlh
  83. IF THAT IS NOT A SIGN FROM GOD...
    Suggested by   @olive
  84. i am vicky : )
    Suggested by   @lena_bean
  85. I digress.
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  86. I wake up sometimes and can't believe this fuckin guy is the president.
    Suggested by   @mjprovine
  87. So you told Kiki you were getting married? Not true
    Suggested by   @lyssa580
  88. And the video is S I C K too!
    me talking about Kendrick's new song/video Humble
    Suggested by   @houseof_darien
  89. Ok great!
    Suggested by   @yayitszeebs
  90. "Stay safe mama bear"
    Suggested by   @hannahbee
  91. Got them!
    Ok, this was about my daughter and her friend, but honestly, would this not make the BEST headline right now? Ahem, collusion/Russia?
    Suggested by   @aswinn
  92. Oooh funny was just wondering.
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  93. He Loves being evil
    Suggested by   @tombatten