Thoughts of a wife who's husband wakes her up to talk to her then promptly falls back asleep.

I haven't slept well in weeks, and the one day I have to sleep in my husband woke me up at 7:30.
  1. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
    Him: zzzzzzzzzzz
  2. This is just not ok.... not considerate.....just plain mean!
    I'm just staring at his angelic sleeping face finally understanding those Snapped ladies.
  3. Where's the God damn remote?!
    Stuffed under his pillow. He didn't wake up when I forcefully snatched it from under him.
  4. *sigh* to be fair I wake him up early all the time.
  5. But I DO NOT fall back asleep! I wait the appropriate amount of time (usually the amount of time it takes him to pick something on netflix I don't want to watch) and then take a nap.
    It is not the same. I will argue you to the death on this.