Chapter Titles In My Autobiography

  1. I Think Two Of My Exes May Have Voted For Trump
  2. If I Don't Eat Every Two Hours I Genuinely Think I'll Die and Other Charming Neuroses
  3. Making Mixed CDs and Other Hidden Talents
  4. I'm Very Confident But My First Relationship Was Abusive Which Confuses People
    Sub-heading: And Me
  5. Real Eyes Realize Real Lies
  6. How I've Reacted To Boys Not Texting Me Back and What That Says About How I've Grown