Favorite West Wing Quotes

  1. You're a cheap hack, and if you come after Leo I'm going to bust you like a piñata.
    Sam Seaborn
  2. Let me take a look at you, Don Quixote de La Mancha.
    CJ Cregg
  3. Can we have a society?!
    Toby Ziegler
  4. I drink from the keg of glory. Bring me the finest bagels and muffins in all the land!
    Josh Lyman
  5. We've been navigating by the North Star, which turned out to be the Delta shuttle from La Guardia. It's a miracle were not in Nantucket right now.
    Toby Ziegler
  6. I have wit, I have charm, I have brains, I have legs that go all the way down to the floor, my friend.
    Amy Gardner
  7. I don't know what kind of salad it is, I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it, do I have to know the names?
    Toby Ziegler
  8. I turned, I cursed, I spat, it froze.
    Sam Seaborn
  9. Just trying to get a little pizza in an uncivilized world.
    Josh Lyman
  10. Don't call them protestors. I've seen better organized crowds at the DMV.
    Toby Ziegler
  11. The Post is calling it "sleek, challenging, and oftentimes witty," not unlike myself.
    CJ Cregg
  12. You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
    Toby Ziegler
  13. Charlie. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretch pants in your room. It's for fun.
    President Jed Bartlet.
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  14. "Okay, that didn't seem to be about anything that interests me."
    Toby Ziegler
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  15. "In the future, if you're wondering: 'Crime. Boy, I don't know,' is when I decided to kick your ass."
    President Jed Bartlet
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  16. "Gratias tibi ago, domine. Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto, a deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui. Officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!"
    The whole Latin speech in Two Cathedrals. You get Hoynes.
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