MY MORNING ROUTINE

When I'm not rushing to work
  1. Wake up
  2. Say "modeh ani"
    It's a Jewish prayer that thanks G-d for restoring your soul to your body while you slept. Kinda puts things into perspective and I like to start my day with gratitude.
  3. Pull on pajama shorts
    I don't sleep in any form of pant. Literally why would I?
  4. Walk downstairs, and make myself an iced latte.
  5. Step outside to check the weather. If it's nice, I sit outside for a few minutes.
  6. Make myself two pieces of wheat toast with three sunny side up eggs.
    I put feta cheese on the toast and then the eggs on the cheese. Yes, I make the perfect breakfast.
  7. Sprinkle some pink Himalayan salt on the whole thing.
    Pink Himalayan salt is the bougiest thing I eat on a daily basis.
  8. Eat breakfast while scrolling through @list
  9. Make a list, probably