This list is going to make me sound like an asshole.
  1. My Steve Madden brown leather combat boots
  2. My baby alpaca sweater I bought in Peru
  3. My alpaca scarf my friend got me in Peru
    I know! Two alpaca items?? you're saying to yourself. Yes. Two alpaca items. Have you touched alpaca before?
  4. My men's XXXL plaid flannel button down that I got for $1 at a thrift shop
  5. My Birkenstocks
  6. This round-neck jean shirt from Madewell that I bought one day when I was feeling rich
  7. Gap socks
  8. My black leather motorcycle jacket
    It's Ted Baker and my parents bought it for me for my 19th birthday.
  9. My black lace bra from Gap
    No underwire, no problems.
  10. Old Navy overalls