ULTIMATE CAREERS FOR MY FUTURE AND CURRENTLY HYPOTHETICAL SPOUSE

AKA careers I have no interest in but would love to reap the residual benefits from
  1. Chiropractor
    I would go to the chiropractor every damn day if I could. Feeling your whole back crack at once is euphoric.
  2. Masseuse
    Clearly.
  3. Chef
    Home cooked, yet restaurant quality food tailored to my preferences every night in my kitchen? I'll bite.
  4. Food critic
    Permanent reservations at amazing new restaurants? I guess if I have to.