ULTIMATE CAREERS FOR MY FUTURE AND CURRENTLY HYPOTHETICAL SPOUSE
AKA careers I have no interest in but would love to reap the residual benefits from
- •ChiropractorI would go to the chiropractor every damn day if I could. Feeling your whole back crack at once is euphoric.
- •ChefHome cooked, yet restaurant quality food tailored to my preferences every night in my kitchen? I'll bite.
- •Food criticPermanent reservations at amazing new restaurants? I guess if I have to.