WHAT WE LEARNED ABOUT "HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD" TODAY (!)

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  1. The "cursed child" refers to Albus Severus
  2. It's a sequel and being advertised as "the eighth book"
  3. Albus "struggles with the weight of a legacy he never wanted"
  4. IT'S ABOUT HARRY AND ALBUS "LEARNING THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH THAT SOMETIMES DARKNESS COMES FROM UNEXPECTED PLACES"
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  6. It picks up where Deathly Hallows ended
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  8. Harry is overworked at the Ministry
  9. Here's the artwork associated with the play
  10. THE PAST AND FUTURE OMINOUSLY FUSE (???)
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