THINGS THAT AREN'T ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL
- •This advertisement. "GM milk for your GM child. Now each bottle comes with a complimentary wig!"
- •This valiant attempt at symmetry
- •This seat. I sat and felt none the wiser.
- •My dog attempting to pass as a human. Nice try, but that's my name
- •This title. Or perhaps it actually hits the nail on the head.