THINGS THAT AREN'T ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL

  1. This advertisement. "GM milk for your GM child. Now each bottle comes with a complimentary wig!"
  2. This valiant attempt at symmetry
  3. This seat. I sat and felt none the wiser.
  4. My dog attempting to pass as a human. Nice try, but that's my name
  5. This title. Or perhaps it actually hits the nail on the head.